Gerard Butler’s Butthole Wishes Jennifer Aniston A Very Happy 41st Birthday!

February 7, 2010 / Posted by:

To celebrate her 41st birfday, Jennifer Aniston flew to Los Cabos, Mexico with a bunch of her friends including her favorite shopping partner Gerry Butler, Sheryl Crow, Courtney Cox and David Arquette. You know, because if you’re going to weep on the floor of a shower while punching at your womb, you might as well do it in sunny Mexico. NO! Aniston doesn’t do that. Homegirl is probably happy that there’s not an army of babies there to barf in her margarita (barfarita), do diarrhea in the hot tub or spit on her delicious nachos. Aniston probably toasted to her barren womb! My crazy cat lady cousin made me type that, to be honest.

Here’s more of Aniston, Gerry (who is begging for a Q-Tip), Sheryl, Courtney and Court’s spine in Los Cabos yesterday. Yes, Court’s spine makes my own spine feel inadequate. You seriously could muddle a lime on her spine to make a Mojito. My useless spine can’t do that.

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