Martini Ranch – Long before Bill Paxton was giving Old Rose the tingles down below (you know he was) in Titanic and passing his Mormon peen around in Big Love, he formed a musical duo with Andrew Todd Rosenthal called Martini Ranch. They were like an 80 proof Hall & Oates with an extra shot of bottom shelf bourbon and a bowl of stale peanuts. Since all great things only last a few seconds, they quit the music business after 1 album.
But in that time, they managed to put out this legendary masterpiece. It’s the video for their song “Reach” directed by James Cameron with a cameo by his then-wife Kathryn Bigelow (at the 2:58 mark). This clip has more cinematic fartistry than Avatar and The Hurt Locker combined! Body building saloon sluts! White mariachis! Overuse of sepia! What more could you ask for? This is what Bad Girls should’ve been like: