Aaron Carter is really starting to look like a middle-aged recovering junkie who spends his lunch hour jacking off in his ’93 Ford F-150 to unsuspecting ladies pumping gas at a BP station in Lakeland, FL. I pretty much swooned at that description. I’m fanning myself as we move on…
Aaron visited some gifting suite at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Tampa yesterday to get a massage from Raven-Symone (above) and also collect a bunch of free crap he’s going to sell on eBay to make his car note this month.
Among the free shit Aaron took home was something called a WeVibe sex toy. I’ve never heard of that shit, but it’s been around for years and the goddess of sex toys Sue Johanson named it the top fuck toy of 2008. Here’s the demonstration video.
I’m not sure about this. The narrator sounds like she should be reading fairytales to children instead of talking about a fuck toy, so that killed the mood. Also, IN THIS ECONOMY couldn’t you just re-purpose a pair of rubber salad tongs and use that instead?