In case you haven’t been informed, the DC area will look like the inside of one of Lindsay Lohan’s nostrils this weekend due to a shit load of snow. While many are stocking up on the necessities (i.e. booze, condoms, jerky, porn), the infamous Jim Kosek from Accuweather.com is losing his MIIIIIIIIND. Seriously, dude needs to stop smoking snow in the alley behind the studio, and start smoking a bowl instead. Oh Boy…..get yourself a bong!