Jamie Lynn And Casey Were Still Together?!

So Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (the one who forgot to pull out) broke up. UsWeekly says it’s so. And I’m saying that I didn’t think they were together anymore. I was under the impression that Casey was no longer parking his pick-up on Jamie’s front lawn anymore. I was wrong, because they only broke up within the past 4 months. And Jamie Lynne’s already found a new dude to push her cart at the Piggy Wiggly and share a jar of moonshine with.

According to Star Magazine, 18-year-old Jamie Lynn has been bumping pork rinds with a 28-year-old well-to-do local businessman named James Watson. No, James is not the town’s weed man of choice. James apparently owns his own company. A source explains, “He installs communications equipment and high-definition TVs for large corporations.” Translation: Bitch installs satellites on the lip of your roof for Dish Network.

The source went on to say, “They started dating last December. I don’t think James cares at all about who she is; they really seem to like each other.”

It’s hard for me to throw hate at Jamie Lynn, because she can easily pimp out her baby by starring in a TLC reality show and posing in pictorials for Life & Style every season. But Jamie Lynn chose to keep her country ass in the country. So if she wants to diddle on some 28-year-old dick to get free satellite and pay-per-view, let her!