So Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (the one who forgot to pull out) broke up. UsWeekly says it’s so. And I’m saying that I didn’t think they were together anymore. I was under the impression that Casey was no longer parking his pick-up on Jamie’s front lawn anymore. I was wrong, because they only broke up within the past 4 months. And Jamie Lynne’s already found a new dude to push her cart at the Piggy Wiggly and share a jar of moonshine with.
According to Star Magazine, 18-year-old Jamie Lynn has been bumping pork rinds with a 28-year-old well-to-do local businessman named James Watson. No, James is not the town’s weed man of choice. James apparently owns his own company. A source explains, “He installs communications equipment and high-definition TVs for large corporations.” Translation: Bitch installs satellites on the lip of your roof for Dish Network.
The source went on to say, “They started dating last December. I don’t think James cares at all about who she is; they really seem to like each other.”
It’s hard for me to throw hate at Jamie Lynn, because she can easily pimp out her baby by starring in a TLC reality show and posing in pictorials for Life & Style every season. But Jamie Lynn chose to keep her country ass in the country. So if she wants to diddle on some 28-year-old dick to get free satellite and pay-per-view, let her!