Slap me with a wet chicken cutlet for not seeing these glorious pictures of Phoebe Price giving Bob Barker a late-in-life boner by posing with a variety of grocery store items at a supermarket in L.A. last month. Marvel at Chicken Cutlet’s skills as she showcases a bag of pasta sides, dog food and a box of Kraft Mac & Cheese. This is beyond Price is Right or Supermarket Sweep shit. This is like a photo spread straight out of Vogue Chernobyl.
And if that isn’t enough to leave you reaching for the defibrillator (just pretend for me), I also threw in some pictures of PP and Quween of the Scene walking in the parade of beauty on the ho stroll yesterday.