Mah Boo Is Not A Member Of The Pickle Guild

When the harsh realities of the world start to fade Anderson Cooper’s giggle, he switches on an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta to him pick up again. Nothing makes his tonsils palpitate like a visit from NeNe Leakes. Because of this, one might think that Jersey Shore’s Snooki also has the same effect on Mah Boo. Survey says…NEGATIVE! Mah Boo is much too much of a refined gentlemen to go dumpster diving with those pieces of trash.

During last night’s Mah Boo 369me, Andy said that everything he knows about Jersey Shore he learned from the pop culture master class known as The Soup and he plans to keep it at that! Mah Boo even snapped Snooki’s thong strap by saying she’s so down to earth that she’s in the gutter. Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn.

And since we’re on the subject of Mah Boo, Gawker posted a story from The National Enquirer yesterday about Andy and his piece possibly adopting a child from Haiti. I really don’t have anything to add, but I will say that if this comes true my farewell to the internet party will be held in the banquet room at Bullwinkle’s. I will have no choice but to devote the rest of my life to taking care of Haitian babies. Specifically, Haitian babies adopted by a certain silver unicorn who lives in a firehouse. Mah Boo is going to need a gaymanny.