Kate Moss stumbed out of a friend’s house in London early this morning looking like she just got a train ran on her by Johnny Walker, Grey Goose, Bombay Sapphire, Beefeater and Cuervo Gold. Yes, I am officially jealous.
Kate was also wearing a mysterious powder on her pants. Now don’t snort to conclusions. The Daily Mail uncovered the mystery. Apparently, Kate’s cigarette accidentally barfed up ash all over her pants. That kinky fuck. This makes sense, because there’s no way Kate would let that much bad shit go to waste. IN THIS ECONOMY, Kate is not going to be that frivolous. Bitch would roll up her nostrils and snort that mess up.