Chinese Girl Wants To Look Just Like MiserAlba

February 4, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Hollywood is going to find a way to turn this into a romantic comedy. Mark my keystrokes.

A young woman in China wants a plastic surgeon to perform a miracle by transforming her into a completely different race. The crazy ho believes that if she looks more like Jessica Alba, her dick bag of an ex-boyfriend will take her back. The 21-year-old woman said that her boyfriend is hongray for all things Jessica Alba and even bought her the ten cent blonde wig she’s wearing in the picture above. She said, “When I broke up with my boyfriend, I was very sad. My friends… kept consoling me but it did not work, so they suggested I do plastic surgery to look like her Jessica Alba.”

This crazy needs to know that she doesn’t need to nip/tuck her face in order to look just like Jessica Alba. All she has to do is pretend like she’s chewing on a giant piece of hard shit, snarl a bit and look at her boyfriend like she’s going to castrate him with her eyes. If he doesn’t cum on the spot, then he’s not a true MiserAlba fan.

Source: Reuters

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Jessica Alba, Plastic Surgery

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