Afternoon Crumbs
Cancel my farewell party at Bullwinkle’s, Mah Boo isn’t going to need a nanny anytime soon – Towleroad
Sam Worthington looks hot in a skirt – Popsugar
RiRi’s just checking to make sure everything’s where it’s supposed to be – Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Seyfried’s hump scene from Big Love – Egotastic!
Brigitte Nielsen’s nostrils in Dansk Magazine – Just Jared
The jokes write themselves – Holy Moly!
Fishsticks declares Meat Free Mondays, which I’m reading as Eat Meat Mondays – Lainey Gossip
Mad Max is still madder than ever. Asshole. – Hollywood Rag
Blohan is still Oxy’s main girl – Cityrag
Like Bob Dylan gives a fuck – Celebitchy
Why was Gay Fish on a plane anyway? Can’t he flutter through the sea to get to his destination? – Celebslam
B. Coop’s dog died – Socialite Life
Meanwhile, Squinty went out with some dude she found at the bottom of the Jersey Shore reject pile – ICYDK
Dita Von Teese has a lot of money – I’m Not Obsessed
Rest in peace, Frances Reid – EW