Queen Latifah, grab a fresh dental damn and fish a $10 bill out of your wallet, because Spirit Airline is offering to take you muff diving for the low price $9!
Coming from someone who has flown Spirit a few times (we are in a recession), they won’t make your pussy pop, but there’s a good chance the Clamato juice they serve you will have a stranger’s pubic hair in it.
And this has nothing to do with Spirit air, but while I was researching (I am a serious journalist) this achingly important story I came across this at the bountiful treasure chest known as Yahoo Answers:
I don’t know the answer to that, but I do know that drinking too much Nescafe will make your b-hole taste like brisket.
via Media Bistro (Thanks Ken)