This is supposed to be Katie Price’s week with Harvey Price and the other rugrats, but she dumped them on the nannies to fly to Vegas with her cross-dressing, hemorrhoid-faced boyfriend Alex Reid. ILLEGAL! May the bitch catch food poisoning from an all-you-can-eat buffet (might I suggest the Excalibur’s buffet), because only an evil demoness with a soul as dark as John Mayer’s penis would leave Harvey!
The Sun reports that when Peter Andre heard Katie left the kids behind, he immediately farted the dildo out of his butt and ran to pick them up! One of Peter’s friends said, “It’s absolutely outrageous the way she behaves with the kids sometimes. They are an afterthought.”
And why is Katie in Las Vegas anyway? Well, some think that Katie and Alex will elope this weekend, because this is what she recently wrote in OK! Magazine: “This year I will marry Alex and I’m going to have his kids.”
I’m sure Alex will make a precious bride, but Katie really is made of pure hate if she’s going to throw a wedding without Harvey there to officiate the ceremony and serenade her with a chorus of “Fuck Offs” as she walks down the aisle. A new low.
Here’s the devil incarnate arriving at Vegas’ McCarran Airport with Alex Reid. Ugh. Alex always looks like he’s trying to give birth to a basketball-sized shit.