Dr. Conrad Murray Will Be Charged With Manslaughter

February 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Conrad Murray, the doctor with the common sense of a bitch on I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, will be charged with involuntary manslaughter for his involvement in the death of Michael Jackson. Sources (aka Detective La Toya’s intuition) tell ABC News that Connie will be indicted through a criminal complaint as early as this week. The sources added that when he is charged, Connie will surrender himself to the police.

Connie has been the focus of a long investigation into the death of MJ. Connie admitted that he kept feeding MJ all sorts of painkillers and anesthetics right before he died. But Connie continues to believe that he did nothing wrong. His lawyers told ABC, “We continue to maintain that Dr. Murray neither prescribed nor administered anything that should have killed Michael Jackson.

If convicted, Connie could get two to four years in the chokey.

You know Detective La Toya is at a Cache right now picking out her outfits if this goes to trial. La Toya wants to look her murder trial best when she throws Connie a “told you I’d catch you” look.

But really, there’s no need for La Toya to waste her precious time looking for court outfits, because this amazing ensemble below is the only one she needs:

And I also hope La Toya performs this beautiful song every single day during lunch break in front of the courthouse.

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