The White House party crashers are so ten million years ago. Let’s all focus our attention on the Grammys crasher: Nadeea. Okay, okay, I don’t know for a fact that Nadeea crashed the Grammys, but come on. Nadeea obviously had to jump a fence, crawl under a velvet rope and smuggle herself onto the red carpet by hiding under one of the Jonas Brothers’ chastity belts. And thank the fuck she did!
After visiting Nadeea’s MySpace page, I still don’t know if she’s a Russian pop star or a BINGO waitress, but it doesn’t really matter. Nadeea doesn’t need to make sense, because she made a pair of Easter church shoes from Bakers look slutty. That’s worth more than a million broken Grammys.
If Ke$ha got the dollar sign in her name repossessed, because she couldn’t make the payments anymore, she would look just like Nadeea. Nadeea is the new and improved Ke$ha. Or should I say Ke¢ha.
And here’s a few more beauties who might have crashed the red carpet for a photo-op. They are: Chicken Cutlets (dressed as the Ghost of Famewhores Past), The Situation, Snooks, Aaron Carter, Colonel Sanders’ gay nephew, and Adrienne Lau (who needs to invest in a Go Girl).