My Eyes Are Up Here

February 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Oh, look…..if you slowly peel your eyeballs off of Christina Hendricks’ divine chichis from heaven, you can see that she wears glasses. Yeah, I don’t think even her optometrist realizes she wears glasses! You know, every time I see pictures of Christina Hendricks I try not to slobber all over her boobs o’ plenty like Tila Tequila at her Twitter log-in page, but I can’t help it! The chichis speak to me. They speak to everyone. They will save the world. Even the cuntiest baby wouldn’t kick Christina out of his crib.

Here’s Christina, her Salma Hayek approved bitties and her husband at the Directors Guild Awards in L.A. on Saturday night.

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