Knight-On-Knight Action

February 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

After Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor were named knights in France’s National Order of Arts in Paris today, they shared a G-rated kiss.

First of all, I’ve inspected these pictures with a La Toya-approved magnifying glass and I don’t see any tongue! They are not following the popular saying, “When in France, touch your co-stars’ tonsils with your tongue.”

Second of all, Ewan McGregor has his eyes open. It looks like he’s counting Jim’s eye lashes. Call me a traditionalist, but I believe you should keep your eyes closed while kissing on the mouth, kissing on the vag and kissing on the peen. Especially the last two because you never know when a rogue genital crab is going to jump into your eye. Try to explain that to your eye doctor (speaking from experience…just joking…I think).

And Jim’s lesbian haircut has me convinced that if they ever make a feature film on the life of Peter Pan Dude, he should play the title role. Correction: Jim Carrey should play Peter Pan Dude if only Shelley Duvall is not available for whatever reason (aka alien hunting).

Tags: Flavor of Love, Gay

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