Where’s Blanket?

January 31, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Prince Michael Jr. and Paris Jackson accepting their late father’s lifetime achievement award at the Grammy Awards tonight. To answer my own question above, I think Blanket couldn’t make it because he was meeting with the lawyers to legally change his nickname to Snuggie. It is 2010 after all.

I know we watched Paris speak at her father’s memorial, but it still is kind of strange hearing them talk. I guess I expect them to sound as quiet as a butterfly’s flutter (sorry Mimi) like their father. Prince Michael Jr. is so eloquent and so professional-like! If he was trying to sell me car insurance, I wouldn’t buy it because I don’t have a car. But I would be impressed with his pitch.

And I know some of you think that Joe Jackson’s strong pimp hand forced the kids to get on stage, but I’m not sure about that. If that was the case, Prince Michael Jr. would’ve kick, ball changed before name dropping Joe’s stupid ass Blu-ray production company.

UPDATE: Below is the 3D Michael Jackson tribute featuring Celine Dion, Tameka Foster’s former tucker, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwears and Smokey Robinson. It’s basically a SCREAM OFF. You might be better off trying to find a 3D clip of Captain EO to watch. Well, unless you want to see what Beyonce and RiRi looked like while watching Avatar.

Tags: Michael Jackson

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