The Queen And The CaCa

At tonight’s Grammy Awards, Lady CaCa tucked her peen, squeezed her nalgas and welcomed us into something called The Fame Factory (which is also what OctoMom calls her uterus). Yeah, she calls it The Fame Factory, but bitch needs more people. That’s the old set from the Batman Stunt Show at Six Flags Magic Mountain! You can throw a bunch of dancing uncut penises around it, but we all know the truth.

You know, I was going along with this rhinestone bath house revue co-starring Elton John, until my friend caused me to turn inside/out from dry heaving so hard by writing me this on IM: “GaGa is our modern day JEM!” This “friend” can cross me off the list of people to call when he gets arrested for public indecency, because JEM! is an 80s Jesus. When the word “fuckery” makes the Webster’s Dictionary, that sentence can be published as an example.

And here’s a few pictures of CaCa looking like the Wicked Witch of the West stole Glinda’s custom-made gown for the Slinky convention.