This is just a quick update regarding the case of Tila Tequila’s baby daddy. I know the mention of Tila Tequila’s name makes your brain hurt, but this will be fast. Just squeeze my hand. I’ll give you a lollipop afterwards.
Yesterday, Tila Tequila said the father of her unborn publicity stunt is The Game. The Game immediately went over to TMZ and denied this. The Game said he wouldn’t touch her with 50 Cent’s pole. Tila Tequila responded by barfing her homegrown brand of crazy all over Twitter. #straitjacket