Brace your genitals for another outbreak! MTV officially announced last night that Jersey Shore will be back for a second season. Pat, don’t scratch when it starts to itch.
DJ Pauly D, Snooki Loompa, The Situation, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny and JWoww have all signed on the dotted line. Angelina (the buzz killer whose luggage set is made by HEFTY) wasn’t asked back. This is what MTV had to say for themselves:
“Our audience has fallen in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family. That bond gives the show its heart, and we’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans more of what they love — laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL.”
TMZ reported a while ago that the whores of Jersey Shore turned down MTV’s initial offer of $5,000 per episode. MTV eventually raised their offer to $10,000 per episode and told the cast they wouldn’t go any higher than that. Who knows what they eventually settled on, but I’m sure Snookers is making enough money to keep her pickle jar full at all times.
MTV also added that the cast will leave the Northeast and go to a different location for season 2. Did you hear that, world?! NOWHERE IS SAFE. Get all your shots and stock up on booze, because your town might get hit next. Speaking of getting hit, hopefully Snooki will practice ducking on Wii boxing before shooting begins.
And here’s some pictures that will definitely make you itch. It’s JWoww looking as elegant as a middle-aged truck stop prosty at some club on Long Island the other night.