Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Twixx, the horny ass owl who is making his neighbors angry with his loud cries for sex!

12-year-old Twixx lives in a cage in the garden outside of his owner’s house in England. Mrs. Whitfield, Twixx’s owner, says she’s never had complaints about Twixx’s roars for owl pussy before, but recently it’s become a problem. After a bunch of neighbors complained, the city council warned Mrs. Whitfield that if Twixx doesn’t stop moaning for sexy times he’ll have to find another place to live. Mrs. Whitfield doesn’t know what to do, because she doesn’t think she can find him another home due to his old age. She’s afraid that she might have to put him down!!!!

It gets worse. Twixx’s mating wail has attracted a wild female owl who is into his shit. The lady owl hangs out by Twixx’s cage batting her eyelashes and puckering her beak. But Mrs. Whitfield is afraid to let him out, because she knows he won’t survive in the wild. So imagine if someone Boxing Helena-ed you, and then waved a 9″ inch dick just a few feet from your mouth. THE AGONY!

Seriously, this is sadder than a lesbian clown without a dildo. Poor Twixx! He just wants to pop his Tootsie roll! Can’t Mrs. Whitfield make him an Owl real doll using a stuffed animal? Can’t she let the lady owl into Twixx’s cage so he can get a proper beak job finally? Twixx just can’t go to heaven without getting his fuck on first. Hoot. Hoot.

And I couldn’t find video of Twixx bawling for bagina, but just imagine the sounds Sienna Miller’s snatch would make if it wasn’t kissed by a peen head for more than 8 hours.

Here’s a few more pictures of sex-starved Twixx with his equally ravishing owner Mrs. Whitfield. Maybe Mrs. Whitfield can let Twixx motorboa…..I’ll stop.

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