You Won’t See This ManCrunch Commercial During The Super Bowl

CBS has officially rejected this Super Bowl commercial for the gay dating website ManCrunch.com. By the way, ManCrunch is not only the name of a gay dating website, it’s also what Tommy Girl’s laundress has to scrub out of his panties on a daily basis. But I digress…

A bunch of bitches are lighting their torches over this decision, because they don’t think it’s right that CBS rejected this ad but approved a pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow (which is probably going to be gayer than ManCrunch’s ad). CBS only had this to say for themselves:

“After reviewing the ad – which is entirely commercial in nature – our Standards and Practices department decided not to accept this particular spot. As always, we are open to working with the client on alternative submissions.”

A rep for ManCrunch believes that if the ad featured a chick and a dude kissing, CBS would’ve accepted it. The rep also said that the company has the cash to pay for the spot, because they recently raised $40 million from investors.

ManCrunch’s commercial is almost as low budget as a Heidi Montag music video. It looks like it was shot on a Flip cam for a community college project. The only bitch I would make out with SOBER (key word being SOBER) in that commercial is the bowl of chips. And why is that other dude grossed out by the two guys kissing?! Basically, this commercial sucks.

I’m no Detective La Toya, but my guess is that ManCrunch knew CBS would reject the ad, which would get them tons of free publicity. It’s a brilliant move. Well played, ManCrunch even though MadTV did it first: