Tila Tequila Is Stepping Up Her Famewhore Game

January 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Yes, I’m going to feed the zoo animals even though all of you have begged me not to. But look at this bottom of the barrel mess!

Tila Tequila crawled out of her hobbit hole yesterday to work the famewhore stroll hard by posing with various inanimate objects like she had just graduated from Phoebe Price’s School of Curious Poses. LADYTROLL, PLEASE! Tila, who still swears on her tampon string that she’s knocked up, made sure the pappies got a million pictures of her with a plastic baby doll against her equally plastic bosom. Child Protective Services, start your ENGINES NOW!

Tila’s whole act is just a junior high school production of Brit Brit’s Meltdown: The B-Sides. The wig. The crazy talk. The everything. But Tila’s act needs a bigger budget.

And Tila continues to drop hints as to who the father of her unborn Balloon Boy Baby is. Tila claims it’s some A-list rap star who gets into a lot of trouble. Those who care think it’s The Game. But I’ve got other ideas. A-list rapper…..shit stirrer….would have sexual relations with Tila Tequila…. It could only be one bitch:

SKAT KAT, you dirty filthy puss you!

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