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Did St. Angie’s hypnotic vagina tried to tame Lady CaCa’s hermie peen? Did St. Angie bless Lady CaCa’s tuck with her tongue? Did Lady CaCa lick on St. Angie’s holy place? This is what someone whispered into the ear of Brangelina biographer Ian Halperin during an acid flashback. Ian wrote on his blog (via Showbiz Spy):

A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendezvous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…

This is what happens fan fiction GOES WRONG. Although, there’s a chance this could be true. Maybe CaCa got sexy with St. Angie to get back into God’s good graces, because Megan Phelps says he kind of hates her right now. Speaking of…..

Remember that “God Hates GaGa” song the hatress of hate put out last month? Well, she also put together a video using the old PC Junior computer my mom sold for $5 at a yard sale in the late 80s. I was wondering what became of that thing. Here’s Megan’s video:

Jokes on Megan, because God Hates HAGS too! So I guess Megan and I will be freaking on each other’s legs to a Lady CaCa song on a dancefloor in Hell.

via ONTD