Prostitution Whore Quote Of The Day

January 29, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The men of New Jersey will have to go somewhere else for their lunchtime blow jobs, because Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is done with sex for now. The recession claims another small business! The Virgin Prostitution Whore said:

“I’m abstinent now. I realized that with abstinence, if you really, really believe in yourself like I do, you discover your own self-worth. Abstinence means you refrain from any sex — thinking about it, doing it — even to yourself! I’m a born-again virgin. I am saving myself for marriage. I didn’t do it the first two times but I learned from my mistakes. So now, it’s okay to wait. Marriage is a goal of mine but not because I need it, but because I want it. It’s a big difference. I will never find him, he’ll find me. I think the right one will see me. I want old-fashioned courting. It’s going to happen. Have you seen me?”

via People

Tags: Quote of the Day, Real Housewives Shit

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