Nicole Richie Never Had An Eating Disorder

January 29, 2010 / Posted by:

When most of us first met Nicole Richie back in the old days she was built like a succulent Cornish Game Hen with extra juice. But shortly after she hooked up with life sucker Rachel “Chupa” Zoe, she shrunk faster than a dick after sex. Some hos thought her “Feed the Children” body was the result of an eating disorder. But Nicole is shitting on those claims again in the new issue of Marie Claire UK, and thinks it was very irresponsible for bitches to think that.

Nicole said, “I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible. An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease. I think when you see me in person, you see that I’m, like, five foot one – I’m a small person.When I was heavier, everyone said I was too heavy. You can’t win in the public eye and I find it really hard. So I ignore it now, I really do.

When Nicole was running around with the body of a dehydrated Mr. Burns, part of me did think she was barfing up her meals into Ziploc bags and storing them in her walk-in-closet (don’t watch that episode of Intervention). But the bigger part of me just figured it was from the Parasite Hilton in her life. Bitch is like a tape worm.

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