Introducing Baby Vida

January 29, 2010 / Posted by:

On his official website, Matthew McConaughey posted a picture of his now 3-week old daughter Vida Mita Vegiman Alves McConaughey. Matthew wrote on his site:

“Here’s a pic of our latest family member Vida Alves McConaughey. Thanks for all your well wishes our way, the future’s lookin bright, just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.”

The picture was taken just a little while after she was evicted from her mother’s womb. And guess what? Homegirl looks like a baby! A baby who sleeps more than a cat. Imagine that! Although, Vida could be sleeping so hard because she got a little contact high from her daddy. I mean, this is Matthew we’re talking about. He shits pot brownies and coughs up weed shake.

And here’s some pictures that will make you drop your bong. It’s Matthew McConaughey COMPLETELY CLOTHED on a beach yesterday. The salty air was making a sad face, because it couldn’t kiss Matthew’s nipples. A non-topless Matthew walking on the beach is against the laws of nature.

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