Danielle Staub of The Real Housewives of NJ was involved in a minor car accident today near her home. Radar says that Danielle and one of her daughters had to go to the hospital to be treated for injuries. They say Danielle was complaining about back pains. Well, the back pains were caused by something else (thrust your crotch for a clue), because Danielle later Tweeted that nobody was injured in the accident. So all you New Jersey johns out there don’t have to worry about Danielle canceling your appointments in the new few days. Phew.
A spokesperson for the police department issued this statement about the accident: “Fuck my job.” No, this is the statement they really issued: “We can confirm that Miss Staub was involved in a minor car accident after the vehicle she was traveling in lost control in some icy conditions.”
Icy conditions, eh? So the crazed gorilla in a Bisou Bisou dress seen running from the scene screaming “PROSTIUTION WHORE-AAAAH” had nothing to do with this? Yeah, okay.