The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 27th!
January 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
We accidentally used piranhas when Mickey Rourke tried this. – jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
There isn’t anything Taterhead won’t do to live in the Hollywood fishbowl. – Melinda
Whatever you do, never ask for a Shinjuku Wet Dream in a Japanese whorehouse. – Plecostomus
IN THIS ECONOMY, they throw in a free hooker when you win your goldfish at the fair. – lifeislikecake
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