During a break in filming Gossip Girl in Brooklyn yesterday, 16-year-old Taylor Momsen sucked on a fag while not thinking about Haiti outside of her trailer. The vision of a teenager trying to work a cigarette like Keith Richards isn’t really new. To me, that’s not the most tragic part of this picture. The tragedy lies within those abuelita knee hose! If Taylor (or the Gossip Girl costume bitches) are going to go there, then they need to do that shit right!
Memaw hose are meant to be paired with a tattered floral house dress worn under a “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” sweatshirt bought at tourist shop in Hawaii. To finish the look, slip on a pair of straw slippers stolen from the neighbor’s front porch and an L.A. Raiders sun visor. That is the look. Put that fag down and try again, Taylor.