Michael Lohan was back at his second home today: JAIL! White Oprah just lit up like a Valium fell out of her cooch, because she now has a valid reason to do an extra body shot off of the bartender’s stomach at the bar tonight. Don’t wait up, Nana Lohan!
TMZ says that Michael was busted for the same shit as last time. Michael once again said “fuck off” to a restraining order his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller has against him. Erin’s lawyer contacted the police after Michael called her at work on January 21st. Michael isn’t supposed to do that.
Michael got on his first home (THE SOAPBOX) and proclaimed his innocence to Radar, “Erin lied and pressed charges. She is being arrested again in NY City and Nassau County 2nd Precinct.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Michael. Erin lied. The coke pants aren’t yours. Your mouth happened to fall on the phone. Blah, barf, blah.