Kate Moss showed up to a Longchamp event in Paris last night looking like a bottle of Touch Of Gray ejaculated all over her hair. Before we go on, here’s a quote from the Touch Of Gray website: “A little gray to show your experience, but not so much that it hides your vitality.” So the next time you see a sparkly gray hair in your pube bush, don’t pluck it out with a hot tweezer. It’s your genitals’ way of rewarding you for your slutty behavior. It’s like a gold star on your slut report card. Embrace it.
Anyway, the Daily Mail says that Kate’s hair isn’t exactly gray. Apparently, Kate added pale blue streaks to her hair. One source says the new thing making the kids jizz is having hair that looks like a Smurf scooted on it, “It is the new in thing. Kate dyed her hair blue, but it came up silvery grey on camera. She loves it and thinks it’s very fashionable.”
It does bring out the “crunked granny with fucked up dentures” look in her face. I’ll give her that.