Afternoon Crumbs

January 28, 2010 / Posted by:

The Jokes Shit Themselves: Tori & Dean at a toilet paper event – Lainey Gossip

Kate Hudson got a facial – Popsugar

Miramax is done – The Wrap

Ashlee Simpson would show up to the opening of a bag of Reese’s Pieces – Just Jared

Michelle Trachtenberg made a mess – Egotastic!

Emma Roberts opens a door – Hollywood Tuna

Peta is trying to get Punxsutawney Phil fired from his full-time job – Towleroad

Gold digger hero of the day (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit maintaining her beauty in Calabasas – Hollywood Rag

Conan can do it all – Cityrag

Jon Hamm lost the beard – Celebitchy

Stepford Katie gets snowed on at Sundance. Meanwhile in a dungeon somewhere, Tommy Girl was also getting snowed on – ICYDCK

If Johnny Cash was a cream-less Twinkie – Socialite Life

Ronnie Wood has really lost his mind. Bitch is wearing UGGS – Holy Moly!

Bradley Cooper went cock ring shopping. I mean……engagement ring shopping – I’m Not Obsessed

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