The Jokes Shit Themselves: Tori & Dean at a toilet paper event – Lainey Gossip
Kate Hudson got a facial – Popsugar
Miramax is done – The Wrap
Ashlee Simpson would show up to the opening of a bag of Reese’s Pieces – Just Jared
Michelle Trachtenberg made a mess – Egotastic!
Emma Roberts opens a door – Hollywood Tuna
Peta is trying to get Punxsutawney Phil fired from his full-time job – Towleroad
Gold digger hero of the day (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit maintaining her beauty in Calabasas – Hollywood Rag
Conan can do it all – Cityrag
Jon Hamm lost the beard – Celebitchy
Stepford Katie gets snowed on at Sundance. Meanwhile in a dungeon somewhere, Tommy Girl was also getting snowed on – ICYDCK
If Johnny Cash was a cream-less Twinkie – Socialite Life
Ronnie Wood has really lost his mind. Bitch is wearing UGGS – Holy Moly!
Bradley Cooper went cock ring shopping. I mean……engagement ring shopping – I’m Not Obsessed