A Mother’s Work Is Never Done
January 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
A devoted mother got her souffle top decorated with the tattooed portrait of a Miami DJ in order to win passes for her equally dumb daughter (who is way too old for this shit) to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber. Insert Fark’s “Florida” tag here.
If I ever asked my mother to get a tattoo of Rick Dees’ face above her ass so that I could meet my tween icon Martika, she probably would’ve dropped me off on the steps of a Catholic church and left me there.
On a positive note, it will only take a few strokes of red to turn that mom’s tattoo into the Heat Miser.
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