Open Post: Hosted By The iPad

January 27, 2010 / Posted by:

Here is the latest orgasm-inducing piece of technology that will make bitches sell their chirruns to get one. It’s the Apple iPad (WITHOUT WINGS) as presented by Steve Jobs. Steve should really switch careers and become a Barker’s Beauty, because he obviously has a gift for spokesmodeling.

Engadget has a million pictures and details, but it basically looks like an iPhone after overdosing on growth hormones. Although, the iPad does look like it makes porn viewing easier. You can easily rub your genitals on the screen without a pesky laptop keyboard getting in the way. They better sell iCondoms to slide over your iPad.

And MADtv is going to file a lawsuit in 3…2….

Now this is the iPad the world really needs.

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