Dreamboat Doherty has once again shoved the system into his pipe and smoked it up. Dreamy avoided prison time today for bringing heroin into court last month. On December 21, Dreamy was making his way into a court house to face DUI charges when a baggie of Tatum O’Neal’s favorite poison fell out of his coat. At least Dreamy says it fell out of his coat, but he regularly farts out 8-balls so….
The judge today simply spanked Dreamy on one his mouth sores, and only fined him £750. The judge added, “Either this was sheer stupidity or a ploy to get more publicity.” Dreamy’s lawyer/weekend dealer explained that his client was not “mickey taking.” Dreamy had forgotten that the stash was in one of his many coats.
Dreamy could do a line of the bad shit off of the court stenographer’s labia lips right in front of the judge, and he still wouldn’t get more than a side-eye and a finger wave from the judge! Dreamy will never sit in the corner. Maybe this has something to do with the fact that prisons just aren’t equipped with enough medication to contain an outbreak in case Dreamy happened to sneeze while sitting in one of their cells.