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January 27, 2010 / Posted by:

Tony Cointreau, philanthropist, NYC socialite, true beauty and heir to the Cointreau liqueur fortune!

Anybody who is directly related to booze, deserves millions of awards. Tony’s pores not only seep Cointreau (can’t you tell), but he also has hair that is made out of the dried up tears of rhinestones and eyebrows that regularly make sweet love to a Princess Borghese brow pencil. And if you’re still not convinced of Tony’s magic, then you should know that he was one of Ethel Merman’s best friends and he keeps her ashes in the closet of his Park Avenue Apartment. The glitter parade in Tony’s honor has been scheduled for noon!

(For Jennifer)

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