The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt may have lost the coveted (not really) Hot Slut of the Year title, but has gone on to do bigger things! The State of New Hampshire must be stuffing their bong with some new shit, because they have named the Three Wolf Moon as the official shirt of NH economic development. Again, will the state officials of New Hampshire please blow smoke this way, because I need to inhale what they’re inhaling. Actually, I think I already am (i.e. Three Wolf Moon as Hot Slut of the Year runner-up).
TWM T-Shirt was born to The Mountain Company of Keene, New Hampshire. The dude in the picture above, who heads the Division of Economic Development, thinks that the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt will woo millions of dollars into the state’s wallet. Dude told WMUR9, “The Mountain’s Three Wolf Moon is a true New Hampshire success story. What started off as a tongue-in-cheek take on a cool T-shirt has resulted in worldwide acclaim for a very creative and growing Granite State business.”
I don’t think dude actually read the Amazon reviews, because it doesn’t sound like he fully understands the power of the Three Wolf Moon. It’s not going make New Hampshire’s Paypal account burst at the seams. But it will lure thousands of nekkid women to their state border. That being said, this is still magical news.
Today, the Three Wolf Moon is head of New Hampshire’s Economic Development. Tomorrow, the Three Wolf Moon will be the head of the WOOOOOOOORLD.