The Leader of Cornell’s Pi Phi Sorority Does Not Eff Around

January 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Everything I know about sororities I learned from watching Confessions of a Sorority Girl starring Jamie Luner, so I really have no idea what one wears to rush. Well, thanks to Fashionista I now know that satin, titty cleavage, fuck me pumps and chapped lips are a BIG NO. Fun haters.

Fashionista posted a 6-page long dress code from Cornell University’s Pi Phi Sorority for rush. If the leader of the Pi Phi sees a single hair on your upper lip or a plastic bracelet on your wrist, she will hit you in the mouth with her Tory Burch flat. Bitch is serious about her accessories.

Below is the crazy ass dress code with equally crazy comments. Just for the record, Dlisted also has a dress code. Whatever is on the NO list below is on Dlisted’s FUCK YES list.

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