John Travolta Will Save Haiti

January 26, 2010 / Posted by:

John Travolta slipped on his waterproof lacefront, jumped into his private plane and flew to Haiti to drop off a bunch of relief supplies. Johnny’s rep confirmed to CNN that he personally flew the plane himself. I’m going to straighten up my side-eye, because John taking supplies to Haiti is a good thing. John is doing more than most. But then I read this part….

In addition to relief supplies, Travolta is bringing along his wife Kelly Preston, several doctors and Church of Scientology ministers.

Let’s just hope that these Scientology ministers are only there to help unload the plane, and not there to E-meter the Haitians for Thetans.

Tommy Girl lives for a reason to put on his custom-made flight attendant unitard, but he didn’t go to Haiti in case there’s gay people there.

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