I Haz Babeh

January 26, 2010 / Posted by:

A few weeks ago, Tila Malt Liquor announced that she was knocked up with her brother and his wife’s fetus. A quick second later, Tila took it all back and said she was “trying” to get pregnant but wasn’t yet. Well, it looks like Tila 40oz is pregnant with another WOLF.

Tila MD-2o crawled up to her booster seat, hit her CAPS-LOCK key and pounded out this message on her blog last night:

THE BIG NEWS EVERYONE: TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & THIS BABY WAS NO “ACCIDENT” EITHER!!!!!!!!

IT IS A TRULY TOUCHING STORY THAT I WILL TELL YOU ONE DAY……BUT I GOT PREGNANT FOR CASEY! BECAUSE SHE WATED TO START A FAMILY AND SINCE SHE ALREADY HAD AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER, SHE WANTED ME TO BECOME THE PREGNANT ONE!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOW THAT SHE IS GONE…. A NEW LIFE IS BORN AND I KNOW HER SPIRITS ARE IN MY BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE BABY GROWING INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW! I AM SO HAPPY! MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE BIGTIME! I AM GOING TO BE A MOTHER AND I CANNOT WAIT! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SUCH A LONG TIME! AND NOW, MY BABY JAYDEN, HAS FINALLY COME BACK TO MOMMY!

NEVER FEAR THO, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I STILL WON’T HAVE A LOUD MOUTH BUSTIN A CAP ON BITCHES WHO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME! LMAO….I WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME GIRL….THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS NOW….I AM GOING TO HAVE A BABY AND WILL BE A FANTASTIC MOTHER! AS FAR AS TILA TEQUILA, OH DON’T WORRY, SHE WILL STILL BE AROUND TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND DO CRAZY THINGS…BUT WOW I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST TOLD THE WORLD MY SECRET!!!!!!!! TILA TEQUILA IS PREGNANT! I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS BUT LETS TAKE IT SLOW HERE. I DONT WANT TO GET OVERWHELMED NOR EXPLOIT MY CHILD AND WHO THE FATHERS CHILD IS. FOR NOW, I AM PREGNANT AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD! YOU TOOK AWAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, BUT GAVE ME SOMETHING EVEN BETTER, A NEW LIFE THAT I BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD!!! THANK YOU!

Kanye West is down at the courts right now filing a copyright infringement lawsuit against Tila. And he’s also trying to get a restraining order on behalf of her CAPS LOCK key. CAPS LOCK ABUSE!

TMZ is hearing that Tila has ultrasound scans to prove that she’s really pregnant this time. Tila has put the scans on the auction block and will sell them to the highest bidder.

Fuck the ultrasound scans! Let’s gaze into the crystal ball to see footage from the actual birth of Tila’s miracle baby:

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