But Where Are The Wigs?

The Real Broke Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree has her own line of tuck panties. Lisa Wu has that Closet Freak mess. And now the masses can buy their own piece of Kim Zolciak. And by “masses,” I mean nobody.

Kim Zolciak set up a booth at the internet’s biggest sweep meet, eBay, and is selling some of her hand-me-down gowns. I guess that Tardy for the Party/Big Poppa money dried up.

Prices start at $1,000 and go all the way up to $6,500. So for the bottom bitch price of $65,000 you can own a stretched out dress that smells like a dead lung, burnt plastic, wig glue, various brands of bleach, boxed wine and Sheree’s b-hole.

In case you’re wondering what size the dresses come in, here’s how Kim describes it: “size 8 USA fits like a size 4.” Genius. Mimi is going to use that one from now one.

Click here to visit Kim’s Emporium of Broken Dreams.

via Jezebel