What Recession?

January 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Any bitch who names his son Justin DIOR is obviously going to throw him a gaudy mess of a 16th birthday party. And that’s exactly what Diddy did in NYC last night for his son Justin Dior Combs. The party was even shot for an upcoming episode of MTV’s My Super Sweet 16, which should really change its title to The Future Monsters of America.

A million dollar birthday party filled with thrones and crowns (STAINS is not amused) was not enough for Diddy’s angel. According to Page Six, Diddy bought Justin Dior his first car. No, it wasn’t a ’95 Tercel with 200,000 miles on it. Diddy gave his son a $360,000 Maybach complete with his own personal driver. The dealer must have been sold out of Louis Vuitton cars.

But the gift giving fuckery didn’t stop there. Diddy also slipped $10,000 into Justin Dior’s banking. Justin told reporters that he’s going to wait to buy a diamond-encrusted Little Tree for his first car, because he’s going to donate the $10,000 to Haiti.

And here’s a few pictures from Justin Dior’s Super Depressing 16, which included appearances by the whores of Jersey Shore, Nicki Minaj and Nermal from Garfield.

Tags: Diddy, Donald Trump, I Can't With You, The Mind Is Boggled

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