Posh Only Nibbles On The Finest Of Foods

January 25, 2010 / Posted by:

When Posh is sitting on two down pillows (so her bony ass doesn’t cut into the fine leather) in the first class section of an airplane, she refuses to even look at the food they have to offer. Which is why she had Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in London deliver food to her while she was making a connection at Heathrow. You know, Gordon Ramsay’s ice chips are so delicious they make you want to sign a pact with the devil. And their iceberg lettuce leaves! Don’t get me started.

The Daily Mail says, “With a planned change at Heathrow she decided on the perfect solution – and rang ahead for a tasty takeaway from her friend Gordon Ramsay. The chef is not known to offer such a service normally, but the T5 branch of his empire was happy to help. As Mrs Beckham, 34, waited for her connecting flight on Saturday, staff from Ramsay’s Plane Food restaurant turned up with a little orange bag of goodies for her onward journey.”

And you can tell Posh was ready to get serious with her food. Bitch has her eatin’ shoes on! After Posh eats a full meal of two edamame seeds and a lemon wedge, she is too damny fatty fat fat to walk in her usual chopstick thin stilettos.

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