Gary Coleman Is Still A Little Ball Of Rage

January 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Gary Coleman is not only the size of the Energizer Bunny, but he also has the tenacity of that bitch! Just a few days ago, Gary was rushed to the hospital after he had a seizure. Well, Gary didn’t let that shit interfere with his trick whoopin’ ways, because the goblin was arrested in Utah yesterday on domestic assault. This mug shot was born from that arrest. It looks like a promo picture for a children’s theater production of The Shining. RED RUM: “Watchoo talkin’ about, Wendy?”

The NYDN reports that cops put Gary into a pair of Fisher Price handcuffs at 1:30 in the afternoon on Sunday and took him in for one count of misdemeanor domestic assault. It’s unclear as to when the incident took place.

Since Gary could easily slip through jail bars, the cops threw him into a padded cat carrier. Bail has been set at $1,725, but Gary can’t come up with the cash so he’s still in jail this morning.

The victim’s name is being kept under wraps, but it’s safe to assume that it’s either his wife or maybe a three-legged puppy. Let’s go with the former since Gary has a history bringing the rage on her. In the past, she claimed that he threw a fax machine. Gary’s wife was also arrested in July and charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic violence.

One of my friends (imaginary, of course) sent me Gary’s mug shot and said it will chew at my ankles in my nightmares tonight. That’s not going to happen to me since every time I look at Gary’s mug shot I see THIS:

Yeah, not that scary. And if that doesn’t work on you, just picture him standing on 3 phone books. That might make it less nightmare-inducing.

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