Afternoon Crumbs

January 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Keith Richards swears off the booze, the alcohol industry prepares for bankruptcy – Holy Moly!

Karina Smirnoff always wears full make-up and matching accessories when she hits the beach – Egotastic!

HoHan is really keeping busy – Hollywood Tuna

John Edward is a big dick in more ways than one, allegedly – Towleroad

Sad news about Nancy Kerrigan, and it doesn’t involve Tonya Harding – Just Jared

Why is Dakota Fanning posing with some homeless hustler? – Popsugar

Hope for Haiti raised $57 million – Lainey Gossip

Kiki still looks like she regularly gives blow jobs to chainsaws (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Avatwat – Cityrag

Snooki won’t roll out of the tanning bed for $10,000 an episode – I’m Not Obsessed

The producers of A View from the Bridge must have handed out Ecstasy pills at the door – Celebitchy

I will never look at a Slim Jim the same way again – ICYDK

Can’t wait for the oil wrestling match between Gay Fish and Peta – Hollywood Rag

Kamel Ouali is awesome – SOW

Kristen Stewart needs to take pole dancing lessons from Noah Cyrus – Socialite Life

Emma Watson puts on her best TaylorMomsenface – Popoholic

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