Keith Richards swears off the booze, the alcohol industry prepares for bankruptcy – Holy Moly!
Karina Smirnoff always wears full make-up and matching accessories when she hits the beach – Egotastic!
HoHan is really keeping busy – Hollywood Tuna
John Edward is a big dick in more ways than one, allegedly – Towleroad
Sad news about Nancy Kerrigan, and it doesn’t involve Tonya Harding – Just Jared
Kiki still looks like she regularly gives blow jobs to chainsaws (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Avatwat – Cityrag
I will never look at a Slim Jim the same way again – ICYDK
Can’t wait for the oil wrestling match between Gay Fish and Peta – Hollywood Rag
Kamel Ouali is awesome – SOW
Kristen Stewart needs to take pole dancing lessons from Noah Cyrus – Socialite Life
Emma Watson puts on her best TaylorMomsenface – Popoholic