Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 24, 2010 / Posted by:

You know that woman in the accounting department of your office. The woman who eats the same lunch (a Healthy Choice meal, a bag of Sun Chips and a Diet Sprite) at her desk every single day. The woman who takes her purse with her to the ladies restroom and awkwardly giggles every time she wishes you a “Happy Hump Day” on Wednesdays? Well, little did you know that that woman has the charisma of STAINS, the musical skills of Keyboard Cat, the fashion sense of Cruise Director Julie and the voice three magical wolves howling at a full moon.

This is how that woman spends her weekends. You better treat her like the international treasure she really is, because this song makes you feel like you’re watching the Love Boat sink to the bottom of the ocean while sitting in a rescue dinghy.

It’s a sad time when the the likes of Miley Cyrus and that Ke$ha troll are topping the musical charts and true talent like this gets swept under the YouTube rug. Maxine Swaby and Jan Terri are the ones who should be selling out stadiums. We have failed as a people.

(Thanks to all who sent this shiny gem in)

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