Okay, okay, so let’s fart about last night’s Saggy Awards, but only because they honored Betty White as the greatest living organism in the known universe. Betty, whose delicious eyebrows are made out of melted caramel, was given the lifetime achievement award for entertaining us for the past 300 years (or something).
Unfortunately, Betty’s partner in cheesecakery Rue McClanhan is currently laid up in her boudoir, so she was unable to attend. Instead, boring ass Sandra Bullock had to present Betty with the award. Above is Betty’s speech. It’s best if you watch it while sipping on a Cheesecake-tini on a rattan chair.
The other hos who walked away last night with a moldy dude statute included the usual suspects (i.e. Jeff Bridges, Mo’Nique, Alec Baldwin, Basterds etc… etc..). Click here for a full list.
And here’s some pictures of a bunch of dresses you will see knock-off versions of at Windsor Fashions. In order: Joan Allen (wearing Brit Brit’s dingle-covered weave as a necklace), Patricia Arquette, Drew Barrymore, drunk ass Mimi, Tina Fey, Jon Hamm with Jennifer Westfeldt, Christina Hendricks (who kept heart rates normal by covering up her coronary-inducing chichis), Kate Hudson, Diane Kruger, Glamberace, Sophia Loren, Gabourey Sidibe, Meryl Streep, Betty Betty, the cast of Glee, the cast of Mad Men, Mo’Nique and Nicole Kidman.