People Magazine is trying to kill your buzz by saying that the feel good story of the year is a falsity (copyright: some hot bitch on Judge Judy)!!
Last night, The News of the World shouted across the internet that St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad split up for real real and were going to release an official announcement any day now. Well, a few sources are saying that the end of the world is not near, because Brangie is not breaking up.
One source said, “Everything is fine.” And Brangelina’s rep, Jesus Christ, tells Just Jared that the News of the World’s story is “total b.s. (which stands for Brangie semen).”
So if you’ve got a Brangaloonie for a neighbor, you can knock on the wall and tell them to stop chanting lines from Mr. & Mrs. Smith in piglatin (the Brangaloonie version of talking in tongues). And don’t worry about Aniston, bitch got hers. I’m sure last night’s headline gave her the best orgasm in months!