The Bearded Sparkle Vamp

January 22, 2010 / Posted by:

RPattz decided that the unicorns who frolic through his magical forest hair need a weekend place where they can sun their nipples (do unicorns have nipples? Ask Mimi), so he grew out a little patch for them further down south.

This is RPattz arriving at his hotel in London today with a second-degree case of the Billy Goat Brads on his face. But unlike Billy Goat Brad, RPattz’s beard is a field of gold. Yes, RPattz’s beard is what Sting was really singing about.

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